Roast Alien_concept, she's got it coming!

I'd be down to give a good smiting!

Roast mah balls!

^*sucks your balls, then spits* and i nominate rasch, because he's hot but not quite hot enough

I just got laid... ON THE INTERNET

>> ^alien_concept:
^ sucks your balls, then spits and i nominate rasch, because he's hot but not quite hot enough

I assume anyone posting on this thread is "IN" unless they say otherwise.

THE JESTER

(This is not an IN if the following persists)

In the former times, prior to black roast of no humour, there was a selection process suitably geeky for VS. + noone else had a suggestion/volunteered.

So i rustled up my old game dice, and rolled a few D20/D100 as relivent to the no. of applicants, and said no.s picked out the MC and roastee from the list of "IN"s given by DD.

This was a random and impartial roll, and the only changes to the selections came when the initial choices declined.


Soooo if we have a new roast, do people want to resume the old method? (in which case, i'll continue to abstain from participating to remain impartial) or shall we find a knew way? I know my rolls did get called into question when a certain couple ended up in the hot seat and couldnt take the heat...

Random selection, via the die, is the fairest way.

You don't really need to roll dice. There are plenty of random range generators out on the web, such as this: http://www.graphpad.com/quickcalcs/randomN1.cfm

/\ aye, there's quite a few random generators out there, but someone still has to "submit" the list, and report the result to the rest. I'm happy to be that person if im still wanted to be, be it by die or some other selector.

or someone else can take the mantle, or we can find a way for sifty to coment the result of his submission to a generator or something (nto that thats bullet proof as conspiracy theorests could still point at lucky/hackers/da/my mom etc.

I might participate, might not think of anything good enough to write.

But keep me on the list.

would be great if siftbot, or chatbot, could roll dice! just like the chatbot on KoL. more KoL inspired features on here would be greatly appreciated

(+ they have a kinda similar 'business model', a great community and on top of that, a crazy amount of absurd humor)

I'm in. I'm willing to take on the role of impartial random number selector, either via Die or random number generator. Since I've already been roasted it isn't a bit deal for me to sit out and then Thylan can participate.

Just let Dotdude submit the list. he's already been roasted.

I'm still up for roasting a person or two... or getting roasted myself...

Whatever works...

um...

I used to be on it, but that list is way too short now. Like Russian Roulette with two bullets

where do I sign?

Okay, I'm in.

I'll toss my hat into the winds of fate

I'm certainly in, but I'm just curious...who wants me to make them leave VS this time? Who will be the next obsidianfire or karkarlee? *rubs hands maniacally*

DD... put old mycroft on the list.

i'm in.

If I'm around, I'll join in.

i'd like to remain on the list, if only to let dotdude obtain revenge for having hosted the roast of the roasthoaster himself!

G to the H here. Count me in as a roaster/roastee. Or if you like I a make a mean Texas brisket... Mmmm brisket...

i'm in and i won't end it early

Nibi in.

I talk shit.

Is that what those brown stains are around your mouth? And I thought it was chocolate ice cream.

I start early.

>> ^MrFisk:
I talk shit.

Frack you all!

I nominate my penis, whose username is blankfist.

And what the hell, I'll throw my considerable hat into the ring as well.

Any other sifters who wish to participate, this is the last call prior to the Sunday at midnight deadline.

*sticky

Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by dotdude.

It's gonna get sticky, alright.
...so very very entertaining...

I'm in.

I'll participate, we need an adult chaperone. And someone unbiased.

It occurred to me that some sifters might not know what we're talking about given that our last roast was three months ago. So here are the links to all NINE previous Roasts:

Roast I: choggie

Roast II: MycroftHolmz

Roast III: karaidl

Roast IV: MINK

Roast V: dotdude

Roast VI: thesnipe

Roast VII: Doc_M

Roast VIII: Zifnab

Roast IX: Obsidianfire

*unsticky

The names will be chosen soon. Please be patient while the process takes place. The MC and Roastee will affect the scheduling of Roast X.

Other sifters are welcome to add their names to this thread. However, the roles for MC and Roastee will come from the sifters who have already agreed to participate.

Look for an announcement in the near future.

THE JESTER

Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by dotdude.

Please join MC Crosswords and the roasting crew for the official roast of rasch187 now in progress.

THE JESTER

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/ROAST-X-ITS-XTREME