Welcome everyone to the first VideoSift Roast, brought to you by the Parody! Channel, Your Source for Satire on the Sift™. Today we begin our roast of Choggie, our favorite guy to hate.

Never one to hold back, Choggie has managed to piss off just about everyone at some time or another. It was only a couple of weeks ago I called him a homophobe! Or maybe it was a racist. Not sure, either way - good times!

Running only second to Ant in downvotes, I will say at least he's consistent with his spite. He despises the common, yet in certain moods his Choggish is as base as a feral grunt. Other times it's damn near prophetic.

So y'all go ahead and start the festivities, I need to go ask Google about whether there is peyote in Texas...