The Third Roast on Friday!
Greetings and hallucinations fellow sifters:
I am happy to announce that our next roast will begin on Friday, December 21, 2007 at 9:30ish PM, PST. Again, Thylan tumbled his magic die to select the Roastee and the Master of Ceremonies. *Bass drum please . . .
They are:
Roastee: karaidl
Master of Ceremonies: rottenseed
MC rottenseed will kick-off the ceremony with an opening post. The rest of us will add on our remarks. karaidl will have the opportunity to fire back when all the roasters have finished.
Sifters not already in the “roasting pool”, who jump in to comment, will be added to the pool for future roastings.
We have a couple of days to research and prepare our material. karaidl has kindly agreed to post answers from a revised survey. This will be the official roast study guide.
Hopefully the larger skewer will arrive by Friday night. In the meantime we need to chop some more wood for this inferno.
THE JESTER
I am happy to announce that our next roast will begin on Friday, December 21, 2007 at 9:30ish PM, PST. Again, Thylan tumbled his magic die to select the Roastee and the Master of Ceremonies. *Bass drum please . . .
They are:
Roastee: karaidl
Master of Ceremonies: rottenseed
MC rottenseed will kick-off the ceremony with an opening post. The rest of us will add on our remarks. karaidl will have the opportunity to fire back when all the roasters have finished.
Sifters not already in the “roasting pool”, who jump in to comment, will be added to the pool for future roastings.
We have a couple of days to research and prepare our material. karaidl has kindly agreed to post answers from a revised survey. This will be the official roast study guide.
Hopefully the larger skewer will arrive by Friday night. In the meantime we need to chop some more wood for this inferno.
THE JESTER
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dotdude*sticky
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karaidlMe didz a survey written by Dotdude for ammo...
1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
-School and work, just like every other carbon based human.
2. If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
-Every other time period sucked ass. Think about it - Oh how nice the 50's were, when everyone was so polite, life was simple, blacks couldn't drink out of the same water fountain as I could, and mercury was awesome to play with. (Maybe it wasn't so great after all.) Or maybe the future, when SiftBot begins his extermination of those he deems unnecessary. The present is a good era for tolerance and medicine, yet not to the point where technology is frightening.
-The second half of that question didn't make any damn sense.
3.Who are you more fond of?
A.Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)
-I'll take "A," because that's the only one that qualifies as a "who."
4.How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs
-Huh? Match my underwear with what? My hat? Are people checking for that? Oh, and boxers.
5.Mac or pc
-I'm not gay, so the answer is obvious.
6. Would you prefer death by firing squad or salmonella who would you wish lime disease upon???
-I'd prefer not to die. In fact, I plan on living forever - so far, so good. And I'd wish lime disease on people who wear bluetooth headsets out of their car.
7.Sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
-Those first two were weird hooker names. I'll take Cherry.
8.Tits, ass, or leg man
-Boobs just cuz I have no originality.
9. Chair stand or prostrate
-I don't like the looks of Wikipedia for "prostrate," so I'll take chair stand, whatever that is.
10. Cat dog or reptile
-Human. More interesting.
11.Fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
-That's not a question, damnit!! It doesn't even make grammatical sense!
12.Time, Newsweek or USNews and World Report?
-Digg.
13.Beer preference?
-I don't get a choice. I'm underaged so it's whatever's available.
14.Can you open it for me?
-???
15.Ever arrested?
-Tasered twice.
16.Cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
-Cheese Nips are way more badass.
17.Bangs, balding or rug?
-God I hope none.
18. Clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache
-Couldn't grow it if I wanted to.
19. Five most cherished possessions
-My penis - use it everyday.
-Everything else pales in comparison.
20. Religion, raised as
-Catholic. I'm now a Godless heathen, only cuz I like to sleep in.
21. Favorite childhood memory
-My memory is shot to hell. I'm not even sure if I ever was a child.
22. Favorite childhood television show
-Teletubbies.
23. Most sacred personal Rant?
-Like I said, bluetooth headset wearing idiots are pompous, self-consumed sons of bitches.
24. Reason not to go to Burningman?
-Not big on LSD.
25, Slug or Snail?
-What am I doing with it?
26. Sift Hero?
-SiftBot has way more comments than me, so him.
27. SiftBot: Slave/servant or Secret overlord
-I have a theory that SiftBot is nothing more than a little guy that was coded into VideoSift to pop up whenever an event occurs on a video, and is nothing more.
28. Do you have any MySpace, Facebook, or images of yourself online that you're willing to share?
-Already did. Check the profile.
karaidlSo I'm immensely looking forward to lots of stalker jokes. Should be fun... for you guys...
ravenWow... I dunno, its gonna be hard to top this survey... easily the most entertaining one so far. Damn, good job dude, you got me laughing!
blankfistIs that you in the picture (on your profile), Karaidl? But he's just a kid! I can't be mean to him! I looked at his avatar, and I had seen what I thought was the big Sumo guy from UFC 3, and I just expected him to be around my age. Oh well, if he's over 18, I'm game to chip into the roast.
By the way, who wrote that questionnaire? Was it Choggie? LOL
dotdudechoggie wrote most of it. The rest came from other Sifters.
karaidl might just answer some other questions if you ask him in this thread.
karaidlThat picture is now officially a year old as of today. People never peg me for 18 - most of my friends think I look 16, but my co-workers all thought I was about 22. I don't know why.
twiddles"-School and work, just like every other carbon based human."
Who are you kidding? Those boobies are made of silicon.
gorgonheapHey DotDude, sotp taking spleling and grammerical ntoes from Westy!
dotdudeI'll have to give the ole survey a bit more scrutiny for the next go round.
ravenI was almost gonna ask if you were indeed 18... but then I remembered that no one believes I am 25 when they see me, so I'm choosing to believe you... so for your own sake, ya better not be lyin' Karaidl, because no one here is gonna hold back
blankfistYou are right, Raven, we will not hold back. No way! My words will be like dicks raping you! Bwah-hah-hah. Wow, that wasn't appropriate at all, was it?
choggie!!!
dotdudeStop the presses! Choggie at a loss for words!
karaidlthat wasn't appropriate at all
To the contrary, dicks are the MOST appropriate tool for rape.
dotdudeGee, the roast hasn’t even started yet and look where this thread has gone.
Pea-nuts! Pop-corn! Get ya Pea-nuts! Pop-corn!
Pink umbrellas! Karaidl action figures! Just in time for Christmas! Get ‘em while supplies last!
rottenseedI know many of you are foaming at the mouth to get this started. To all of you impatient clowns, you're in luck because today we're kickin' this party off early. My computer at home took a shit 2 days ago and I'll have no way to post at 9:30 tonight so I'll be posting earlier (maybe around 2pm PST) and, like some strange nomadic internet leech, I'll wander around sniffing for a connection to keep in touch during the course of the roast.
dotdude*unsticky
Please join MC rottenseed and the roasting crew for the official roast of karaidl now in progress.
THE JESTER
http://parody.videosift.com/talk/The-Official-Roast-of-karaidl
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