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Lyrics from the song:
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man who lives in Cherry Lane?"
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Cherry Lane."
"Then two of us know the muffin man, the muffin man,"[3]
From Shrek (recite along!):
Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run, as fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
Gingy: You're a monster.
Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me! Where are the others?
Gingy: Eat me! [spits]
Lord Farquaad: [grunts] I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end!
TELL ME, OR I'LL —
Gingy: No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad: All right, then, who's hiding them?
Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingy: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. W-Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well, she's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingy: The muffin man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man...
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
Do you know the muffin man who lives in Cherry Lane?"
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man;
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, who lives in Cherry Lane."
"Then two of us know the muffin man, the muffin man,"[3]
From Shrek (recite along!):
Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run, as fast as you can; you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
Gingy: You're a monster.
Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me! Where are the others?
Gingy: Eat me! [spits]
Lord Farquaad: [grunts] I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end!
TELL ME, OR I'LL —
Gingy: No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad: All right, then, who's hiding them?
Gingy: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingy: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. W-Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well, she's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingy: The muffin man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man...
The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility
muffin research kitchen,
Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon,
he gathers and intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.
And brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside
of his shirt.
He turns to us and speaks, "Some people like cupcakes better, I for one
care less for them."
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing
anointment utensil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near, lets try that again, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near
the summit of a dance but radiant muffin, of his own design.
Later he says, "Some people, SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively while myself I
say there is not, nor art there be nothing so exhalted on the face of
god's grey earth, as that prince of foods, the muffin.
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.
he hung around till you found that he didn't know nothing.
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he only was a-puffin.
No cries is heard in the night, as a result of him stuffin’
-Captain Beefheart