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An Atheist Reads the Bible - Slavery
"And there is no new thing under the sun." Everything has been done to death. Does that mean we should downvote every cute cat video? Or every politician-fucks-shit-up video?


written by thinker247  | 7 hours 49 minutes 21 seconds ago | CH
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Use your head to increase the range of your car remote
Why would you need this feature?


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A Question of Numbers (Geek Talk Post)
Lately I've been working on powers of 2, with the largest number being 2^100. I enjoy using the word "nonatillion."

But my favorite is the square root of 3, which I have memorized to 134 digits.

>> ^eric3579:
What long strings of numbers do you enjoy memorizing?



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My Religion is True, Yours a Mistake!
Wouldn't "x and y are unknown" be agnosticism?

I'd imagine atheism to be {x,y}=Ø

>> ^gwiz665:
It's more like
Islam: x + y = 2
Christianity: x + y = 4
Scientology: x + y = 6
Atheism: x and y are unknown.



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An Airline predicts the future in 1975
I love how you can watch three movies at one time. Because that's efficient.

"Sarah Connor crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. I'll have what she's having."


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The Porn Blocker- superimposes your parents' faces on porn.
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Conan-Internet-Porn-Blocker


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My Religion is True, Yours a Mistake!
2+2=Allah

The process by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water, using sunlight, is called Allah.

E=mcAllah

The number of moles in a molecule is Allah.


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Cute Kitten Begging for Food...No Really Wait For It
THE KITTENS HAVE BECOME SENTIENT! SKYNET IS ONLINE! WHERE'S JOHN CONNOR?!


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Fox News - No Terrorist Attack During Bush's Presidency
Okay Fox News, we'll let you win and we'll say this was a terrorist attack. Now what? Do we invade Iran under false pretenses?


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This preacher is going to burn in hell !
When he mentions the Christ, he's not mentioning Jesus. He's mentioning the Messiah. The fact that he believes Jesus is the Christ does not hinder the effect of his message.


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Neil Patrick Harris on Craig Ferguson
It's too bad I'm straight...or that NPH isn't a woman. o_O


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Republican Birther Posts Racist Billboard In Denver, Co
Yet another example of stating an opinion by placing a question mark on the end. Is this guy an idiot?


written by thinker247  | 3 days 12 hours 9 minutes ago | CH
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A virus walks into a bar...
NERDGASM


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Quagmire hates Brian rant.
*dead

Copyright claim by Fox.


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Palin Screws Her Stupid Fans
Palin was announced as McCain's running mate on August 29th, 2008. 460 days later, freezing loyalists were outraged that someone they'd never heard of last year would leave them high and not dry. Back to you in the studio...


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Lady Ga Ga before she was famous
To all the haters:

If you'd read an interview of her, you'd understand that she did not sell out to become what she is today. She loves the showmanship and style of Freddy Mercury and pop art, which she incorporates into her show and videos.

If anything, staying the girl in this video would have made her a sell-out.

Agreeing with zomgunicorns, it's fantastic that she didn't become the next Snor-ah Jones.


written by thinker247  | 6 days 13 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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Australian Magazine Features 7ft Tall Model On Cover
There once was a man from Nepal
Whose wife was exceedingly tall
Reaching her pussy was a trick
But he had a ten-foot dick
So he didn't need a ladder after all.


written by thinker247  | 6 days 13 hours 35 minutes ago | CH
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"We Got Any Nickelback Fans Here?" - Chad Loses It
*promote

Because the members of Nickelback love to get stoned.


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Jon Stewart Enlists Pro Wrestler to Protect Gay Marriage Kid
*promote ?


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There's the Right Way, the Wrong Way, and the Max Power Way
Who knew a strategically-placed cactus could have stopped Hitler?


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