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Recent Comments by therealblankman

Top Gear - The Best Road In The World

Watch out for Vampyr driving Dacia Sanderos, they like those Carpathian roads.

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| 1 day 6 hours 14 minutes ago | CH

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Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape!

Job Applicant "Rape, arson, murder, rape".
Hedley Lamarr "You said 'Rape' Twice".
Job Applicant "I like rape".

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| 1 day 12 hours 22 minutes ago | CH

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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out

"I wasn't knocked out". You just keep telling yourself that.

On another note, this is from an actual TV show? That people watch? For entertainment?

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| 1 day 12 hours 35 minutes ago | CH

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Sidney the Baby Otter Playing Around

Otters don't belong on living room carpets, they belong in the ocean. Downvote with prejudice.

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| 1 day 13 hours 16 minutes ago | CH

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Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish

Fucking barbaric. Upvote for posterity and general awareness.

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| 2 days 3 hours 24 minutes ago | CH

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Visualizing Empires Decline

It would be interesting to see the American Empire brought into this illustration.

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| 2 days 10 hours 15 minutes ago | CH

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paul4dirt

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In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz

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| 2 days 10 hours 33 minutes ago | CH

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Mister Methane performs Blue Danube and blows out candles.

>> ^paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz

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| 2 days 10 hours 34 minutes ago | CH

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Mister Methane the Flatulist performs Swan Lake.

*kill

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| 2 days 10 hours 41 minutes ago | CH

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30 Second Bunnies - Bunnies: Snakes On A Plane - Minisode

"this is a private video...". Since when is good old-fashioned copyright infringement a private matter?

*dead

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| 3 days 9 hours 41 minutes ago | CH

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Flying snakes! Yikes.

Great, now they can fly. My nightmares have wings.

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| 3 days 9 hours 55 minutes ago | CH

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thegrimsleeper

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The video's better, but not the woman's driving.

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*dead

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| 3 days 15 hours 47 minutes ago | CH

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Hybrid

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Hmmm... where you at? I'm in Canada- can see it fine. Anyhow, nobody was voting for the video, so I've submitted this one instead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Mister-Methane-the-performs-Swan-Lake-and-blows-out-candles

Enjoy!

In reply to this comment by Hybrid:
*blocked for me

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| 4 days 4 hours 29 minutes ago | CH

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Mashiki (Member Profile)

I can't tell you how disappointed I am that nobody else is familiar with this epic quotation. Marvin Rules.

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Where is the earth shattering kaboom?

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| 4 days 8 hours 16 minutes ago | CH

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Crazy New Video: Beck/Gainsbourg - Heaven Can Wait

Weird and cool video, but at least Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't cut off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in this one.

There's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head.

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| 4 days 8 hours 41 minutes ago | CH

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dag

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Thanks for the promote, Dag. Did you check out this robot from the same company? Walks like an Aussie on a bender, but still...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Petman-Bigdog-s-stable-biped-master

In reply to this comment by dag:
This is amazing. *promote

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| 4 days 15 hours 11 minutes ago | CH

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Story of Ann Druyan's Atheist Father

Heh. She's talking into a lamp.

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| 6 days 16 hours 5 minutes ago | CH

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Truther Proves 9/11 was an inside job with a $20 bill

He's finally convinced me.

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| 1 week ago | CH