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Atheism commercial
How do you keep the ISS stable in orbit?
Really?? A man flying around the planet at thousands of miles an hour, a man who puts his life in danger to further the knowledge of mankind. A man who probably speaks at least four languages with english not even being his second, and three posts just about his accent? Did I wander into youtube by mistake?
Nothing is fucked here, Sun Tzu. Come on, you're being very un-Sun Tzu.
Luke Skywalker has OCD
The Tetris God
Mac or PC: The age old battle continues
Humorous, and nsfw, although I can't actually invoke that.
It's not unsafe at my work or any work where headphones are accessible.
Is this the best, or the worst game ever?
Drunkest Guy Ever Video Game (meme)
>> ^poolcleaner:
Yes, that is the face from Doom with a vandyke.
You fail and lose -1 Internets
That's BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein 3D.
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/03/Week%20of%20Wolfenstein/Wolfenstein%20Retro/ART/Finished/Wolfen3DEnding--article_image.jpg
+1 Internets for me
Sad thing is, I played the Wolfenstein app on my phone right after making that comment. It's like I said Doom and meant Wolfenstein or something. Fuck my life.
Star Trek Lip Dub - Soup Kitchen in My Pants
PETA and Playboy's sacrilegious nude poster
Do the yanks who seem to be able to see this (yes, I'm looking at you Netrunner and poolcleaner) want to share their secret for viewing this exotic and forbidden European video?
The secret is that I found and posted this video while at work, which is located far beneath Cheyenne Mountain on the other side of a stargate. We don't suffer region blocking.
First US Marijuana Cafe Opens in Portland, Oregon
I'd like to have one of those volcano vaporizers. Too bad they are so expensive.
Maybe I can find a coffeeshop (the Dutch kind) in the neighborhood that allows me to test one first.
I bought a Hot Box for 100 bucks. Gets the job done, doesn't destroy my lungs, and it has a bong attachment.
Also, I'm a little confused about the title -- they say the first cafe, yet I've been going to legal cannabis clubs and hash bars in California for almost a year now. Is this old footage or is the term "cafe" what makes this a first?
I recommend everyone who hasn't been to Venice, California in a few years to take a stroll down the beach.
Star Trek Lip Dub - Happy in Paraguay
The Office US - Stanley blooper
Gets funnier every time? So how many times do I have to watch it before it gets funny at all?
The reason why I like this video is not because it is particularly funny on its own, but it will be awesome when I send this as a response to my boss's next overtime email.
Sex Offender Shuffle
Robin Williams Talking About Getting Owned in COD
Don't dis Robin Williams. I love him!
Agreed. And I do believe he has done more good than bad movies.
Let's See you perform a full backflip in a 7000 pound boat.
4-way Auto-Mario: Queen (Don't Stop Me Now)
um... this is awesome why?
Here you go!
When no one's looking: the lives of runaway teens
I know this isn't the most important thing here, but it drives me crazy that all these dirt-poor homeless kids are smoking cigarettes. Cigarettes are expensive. How much better could they eat if they weren't buying cigarettes?
Every homeless person I know is a smoker. Usually they bum em off people but occasionally they steal or purchase them with change they also bum off people. If you get an educated person with more motivation, this situation will likely NOT occur. These are uneducated, unmotivated kids who have picked up a lot of habits (like smoking), are usually mentally f'ed by the parents that neglected or beat them, and don't know any better. Richie Rich gave up his riches, made a fishing pole, learned to fish, caught fish and remade all his millions with a fishing company. He was educated and motivated. Of course he was also a comic book character. If only life were that simple.
Man marries a videogame
So what kind of vow does he make to "her"? That he promises not to jack off to any other images of naked anime girls?
I heard Nene Anegasaki is pretty open minded (just what I heard) -- as long as he jacks off to her AND the other images of naked anime girls, it's OK. However, her open mindedness goes both ways, so Sal9000 had to content himself with other gamers also jacking off to her image.
I guess having an open minded wife isn't always a win situation, especially when your wife is a representation of a naive slutty anime school girl easily accessible to millions of other players. Is their no rest for the wicked?
INCREDIBLE video of space shuttle ascent
Disclaimer: I recognize that I know jack-shit about space technology, and that I don't understand how exactly we get information direct from from outerspace installations and etc... but seriously, come on. 30 years and no improvement?
30 years? How about 3000 years of God slacking off. (Forgive me, Lord.) He incites chaos at the Tower of Babel, yet NASA continues to send these blasphemous vehicles into space. This is like a million times closer to Heaven than the tower those heathens built.
But at least It Was Written. If it wasn't written and the authors weren't authenticated within a 0 percent fail rate (because it's 100% Truth, as proven by its existence), our modern minds might not believe a story about a tower made out of pre-industrial material reaching God's palace in the sky. Aha! But our Lord God is much more wise and clever than we puny mortals: He moved Heaven.
So that's like 2 things to be thankful for, in spite of this monstrous affront to our Creator.
(I thought they were all going to die, which is why I upvoted it. Wish I could have my vote back...)
Man marries a videogame
Is the virtual world somehow tricking the brain beyond a reasonable doubt?
Is the human mind designed/evolved enough to withstand the brainwashing that takes place when bombarded with digital stimuli?
Online Gaming, Second life, Virtual worlds, Chat rooms and Communities all seem to be a form of digital crack that we all joke about but are we actually sending false signals to our brains that are becoming so real that we can no longer distinguish between real and virtual?
Like with actual Crack, our brains are being rewarded with Dopamine every time we succeed at a positive interaction withing this new world. The chemical reward gets recorded in our brain and somehow starts registering Real-world responses up against the Virtual-world experiences.
It looks like the virtual reactions and responses are starting to outweigh the real world interactions causing our brains to make a deformed choice.
... Just my ramblings!
You ever read Neuromancer? Eventually the wealthy (this technology will not be available to the middle-class or the poor) will have their consciousness stored in computers that are hooked up to cloning devices. Virtual worlds will then shift over to become the natural environment for these people, turning the real world into the unnatural.