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Goalie Scores Goal

Korean goalie = *Asia. I can't make out the name for the other team.

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| 3 days 11 hours 53 minutes ago | CH

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Crowd Chants "F*ck FOX News!" live on FOX News!

This deserves a sock upvote...

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| 1 week 3 days ago | CH

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The last hour before the world changed forever

I was at my girlfriend's place when it happened. She'd grown up living through bombings in Croatia, and didn't see what the big deal was. I had to convince her that "September 11th" would be talked about for more than one news cycle.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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Hooters In Beijing

I played Connect Four with Hooters girls in Phnom Penh.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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747 Struck By Lightning

>> ^RhesusMonk:
What the hell is a gigawatt?

It's a jiggawat, and it's an invented unit of energy coined in the 1980s movie Back to the Future.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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World's fastest bicycles set a land speed record of 81mph!

Back in the day, they used to tow them up to about 50 mph with a car, then let them go to do the rest on their own. The gear ratio was so high that they wouldn't have been able to get the bike moving at all without the initial tow. Dunno if that's still true.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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Idiot Loses A Bet - Agrees To A Paintball In The Throat...

...you might be a redneck...

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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TYT: Discrimination Against Overweight People

Change the title to "TYT: $25 Tax on Fat People In Alabama" and more people will watch it.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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Toronto Man Busted With 2,865 Stolen Bicycles

I found my bike there after two years. I know someone who found her bike after 18 years. No kidding.

The "social service" he was performing alluded to above was that if your bike was stolen, you knew exactly where to go to find it. Crap. I'd rather know where my bike was because it wasn't stolen. In the month before he was arrested, there were 49 bikes reported stolen in Toronto. Typical month. In the month after he was arrested, there was only one. One.

So kudos to the cops for performing the much higher social service of putting this waste of life out of business, and organizing the daunting task of reuniting nearly 3,000 bikes with their owners.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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Million Dollar Marijuana Crop found Growing at Miami Mall!!

Upvote for them having a sense of humour about it ("sales in the food court") rather than pretending they would never do anything like that.

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| 1 week 4 days ago | CH

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Krupo

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It's been 3 days, 18 hours, and has the same number of votes as # 12 on the top 15 list. Why isn't it there??

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I predict instant top 15. Go!

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| 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH

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Charles Manson's Epic Answer (24 sec)

^Troll

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| 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH

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Sidewalk parking? Almost lethal

The car moves in a consistent arc and just happens to have a tight enough turning radius to miss the storefronts. The driver hit the gas instead of the brake which happens frequently. That's why it accelerates so suddenly. It's all a fluke.

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| 2 weeks 6 days ago | CH

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American propaganda at its best, once again...(30 sec)