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TDS: The 11/3 Project
A journalist impersonates a comedian.


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Crazy like a Foxx
Demagogue word count

frightened: 2
fear: 6
terrorist: 1


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I heard you were looking for me. (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)
Good to hear from you mg. Take care of yourself.


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Björk - Atlantic (live)
*promote


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I just watched The Midnight Meat Train... (Horrorshow Talk Post)



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Little Girl Dresses Up as TF2 Medic for Halloween
No votes for something with a tf2 tag? *kill


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The best pedal demo ever.. by Jack Conte
Looks like a fun toy. I bet I could vocode the shite out of my theremin with this thing.


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If you get the joke in this, it probably means you are old
Ironically, my broadband connection had to stop and buffer a few times while watching this.


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Lock Detects Secret Knock
>> ^potchi79:
I'm excited because I just learned that the little tune I've known for years is called "shave and a haircut".


Shave and a haircut, two bits.


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Beer truck flipped on an overpass
Beermageddon


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Colbert Report 11/4/09: Formidable Opponent - Global Warming
*science


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Preaching about Piss
^Yeah, seat urine is never a good thing, especially when you gotta make.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 days 19 hours 2 minutes ago | CH
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Larry King: Ron Paul vs. Michael Moore
>> ^NordlichReiter:
"ANGRY-BOLD-SCRIPTED-RANT."


Three points.

1) Clearly you are more interested in red baiting than actually addressing anything VSfreedomhaters said. I know that you can't stand the fact that Obama is president, but you offer no worthwhile alternatives or solutions. The point is that the so called free market cares not about health care and has no means of understanding the concept of general well-being among human beings. It's a system designed to dole out 'personal liberty' based on class: more liberty to those with a lot of money; less liberty to those without. It's a hypothetical theory that never seems to play out in real life the way it does on Milton Friedman's bio-degrading doodle pad.

2) National health care isn't 'free', it's a publicly funded service, paid for by taxes. A national health care system would be far cheaper than the current American system, which would technically make it closer to being 'free'.

3) I'd love to have someone better, stronger and more willing to spend his political capital in the white house, but as of November 2008, Barack Obama was the only intelligent choice on the ballot, period. I'll see what I can do about getting someone better for the both of us in 2016, but I've only got a single vote's worth of influence, so I'm going to need some help.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 days 19 hours 17 minutes ago | CH
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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
>> ^blankfist:
Obama says it's a national emergency. That's all some need to hear.


You always find a way to work in some kind of unsubtle 'big bad gub'ment' fear mongering, no matter what the subject. If you could take off the partisan blinders for half a second, you might come to the logical conclusion that combating persistent strains of the flu is generally considered a good thing. No president wants to be remembered as the guy who said the Spanish Flu was no big deal, except maybe Ron Paul.


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More Direct TV Dead Celebrity Ads
*commercial


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 days 22 hours 7 minutes ago | CH
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El Chombo - Chacarron
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/CHACARRON-Best-Music-Video-EVER-hahaha


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Bill Moyers - Single Payer Suppressed by Health Industry
*quality


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 3 days 57 minutes ago | CH
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Zero Punctuation: Washington DC
meh


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Screaming Fat Guy at Walmart McD's
Oops, I guess I waited too long to submit this. I was going to title it: I WANTS MAH FUKKIN CHICKENS!


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Cat boxing
Sorry, kp. Looks like you've got a dupe. *dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Sitting-pretty-boxing-kitty


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 3 days 4 hours 7 minutes ago | CH
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