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I heard you were looking for me. (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)
Wishing you a safe return.


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Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
...and she still got alimony and custodial rights.


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kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
Thanks! Farted.

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*quality NPR shit. I bet ya blankfist secretly donates money to PBS too.


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Obama says it's a national emergency. That's all some need to hear.


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
I get sick maybe once a year if that. I'm with RS, if you get sick a lot as a child, your immune system is a fucking ox. I'd let it pick the H1N1 up by its pointed NetRunner ears and body slam it all over my nuts.


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Tasered In The Neck While Hands On Hood Of Car
*fear


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Congressman Alan Grayson on Afghanistan
I like what he's saying. *quality!


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Congressman Alan Grayson on Afghanistan
Does this mean you're now against nation-building, NR?


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gwiz665 (Member Profile)
Freedonia is looking more like suckdonia.


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GeeSussFreeK (Member Profile)
I will watch it soon. Thanks!

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I don't have power to sift this. If you do, please do, it is pretty great.

http://fora.tv/2009/09/23/Free-Conomics_with_Chris_Anderson



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Tymbrwulf (Member Profile)
Thanks for the quality!

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There's some *quality footage in here, but I wish this was the whole video.


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Bill Plympton sucks (Blog Entry by gwiz665)
This blog has been ignored due to the boring dribble of gwiz665.


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R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
Congrats on your slow and eventual achievement, but somehow I feel like congratulating you for this is about as meaningful as congratulating a baby for drooling. I suppose when VideoSift version 14.0 comes out in seven years you'll finally manage to get your crown.

Congratulations, you silly man.


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
http://blog.videosift.com/blankfist/What-was-your-costume-this-year

I went to a party. Was a ninja. Smoked some cigs. Had some beer and cider. Didn't get too drunk, which was nice as I was already nursing a hangover from the night before.

I love coke in Vegas.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
coke is a helluva drug...

what'd you do for halloween? anything fun?

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You're a happy, lovey-dovey drunk. Haha. Gay.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You are honestly one of the most funny on this site. Please don't be a stranger.



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Anyone into document management? (Geek Talk Post)
Oh, those exist? Damn, I've been doing it the hard way all this time. Let me know if you find a decent solution. My folder structures are typically confusing.


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
You're a happy, lovey-dovey drunk. Haha. Gay.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You are honestly one of the most funny on this site. Please don't be a stranger.


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This is the Last Year I Trick-or-Treat in Australia (Blog Entry by dag)
In LA it's a reason to party and for chicks to dress like sluts. Which is cool, because the girls in LA typically have rocking bods, and last night at a party I saw a Pretty Woman hooker costume, and the dress was shooooort. Also plenty of cleavage bearing nurses and what other stupid themed costume that is basically a short, short skirt and a low top. "Oh look, I'm a Leprechaun because my miniskirt and tube top is green and has a clover on it."

But yeah, your kids and candy and all that, dag.


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MachineGunrock update please (Sift Talk Post)
>> ^oxdottir:
Where did he go?


Iraq. I do hope he's alright.


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MachineGunrock update please (Sift Talk Post)
So, this was written six hours ago, and being that RS is in the same time zone as me, that would mean he wrote it at 3:30am. And, we just had a daylight savings fall back happen, so technically it was really like 4:30am. Last night was Halloween: a party night.

Obviously RS was drunk and feeling all 'tear in my beer' for MGR. Awwwww. What a sweet princess. Later he'll wake up and check through his recent comments in a panic wondering what he posted while 'drunk surfing' the Sift.


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
That would mean your dad would have to get my butt pregnant, and you'd be a turd baby.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I think if my dad met you 27 years ago, you'd be my mom. That's right. You would have the pleasure of being my mother. Conception is a miraculous thing...in that nobody has to do anything right for it to happen.

this wombs for you buddy.



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