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This Man Built a V8 Monowheel.. Then Crashed It.
Well, it beats taking the airlines.


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Unreported World: The Battle for Israel's Soul
Jesus... "we are the REAL Jews."


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Food Ad Tricks - Making A Commercial Burger
^ I think the point is that, by the time they're done, it's not their product anymore.


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Another Facebook Question (Geek Talk Post)
Now that you put it like that, I see why it doesn't work that way but still... yes. But with the additional link and all still leading to Videosift. That way someone can watch the video from the screen and click on the link to the Sift if they wanted to see where it was posted from.


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Food Ad Tricks - Making A Commercial Burger
This is from a series of specials that was produced by HBO called "Buy Me That!" about how advertising dupes kids. I don't know how HBO is now but growing up, they always used to have specials like this and I still really respect them for it.

They talked about things like how "electrolites" in Gatorade basically just meant salt and gave the odds of winning those contests you see on the back of cereal boxes. They even did a piece on the Nickolodean "super toy run" that we all wanted to win when we were growing up.

The best part was that they were all programs geared towards educating kids.

Another part of this episode, this same woman scoops out dyed lard to make strawberry ice cream that doesn't melt under production lights...


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A master bladesmith makes beautiful knives
I wonder if he needs another apprentice. I can't imagine ever getting bored of that job.


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
Wow, so you still didn't look it up. And here I thought you were into economics.

I said above that I could live a long life with no money at all.

You have no idea what I'm talking about at all because you're one of the ignorant Americans that you hate.


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Richard Feynman on Social Sciences
Quick! Someone name an unbreakable natural law discovered by a social scientist...


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Playing For Change: Song Around the World "Stand By Me"
*promote again


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M.C. Escher Interview
It's interesting to me to see some of his earlier landscape drawings. I've never seen those before but you can kind of see where he's going with them.


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A Question of Numbers (Geek Talk Post)
That depends. Do you like to memorize numbers because you enjoy it or because you think it makes you seem smart or interesting to other people?

Answer honestly now because it will let me know which link to send you.


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
Oh, thanks. So what you're saying is that in addition to the cost of your bike that you left out of your budget (whether it's $1,000 or $100,000), you should also be adding in the cost of your waterproof riding gear. Another thing you left out.

Look, I'm not going to argue with you over whether or not most Americans are retards. I agree with that statement, as much as you just love to repeat it.

The fact of the matter is, minimum wage is not a living wage. If you're being paid minimum wage, then you can't support yourself without doing other things to fill in the gaps. Minimum wage is supposed to cover that according to the government but it doesn't.

And regarding your self sufficiency: no one actually needs money to live. I'm sure I could live a long life (barring any health issues) without making any money at all. The point here is that I would have to do other things.

When it was stated above that minimum wage was a living wage, I just wanted to point out that it's not. If you don't agree with me, go and look up "living wage" and educate yourself before you come in to do nothing but egotistically point out how your flawless logic and applied determination can solve all the world's problems. You can't even fill out a budget properly.

And speaking of budgets: I really don't care which stupid fucking political bullshit you adhere to. I don't subscribe to any political party philosophy at all but it doesn't change the fact that if either of us get a minimum wage job anywhere, they're going to take the taxes out before they pay you your check. The manager of McDonald's isn't going to come out of his office and ask, "OK, how many dirt-bike-riding libertarians are working here? Cause I wanna' be sure not to take your taxes out of your check."


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George Carlin vs. Fred Phelps
^ One of the greatest people who ever lived, easily. The simple advancements he made for us won't be appreciated for perhaps hundreds of years. I am absolutely serious.

EDIT: And he's only been dead a year-and-a-half.

EDIT 2: And his autobiography just came out:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1439172951/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B001EUIDTK&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0EHTZQ2A3N3Y7MYBW69B


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Fishing the redneck way
I love that he comes out of the water with his hat on.


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When no one's looking: the lives of runaway teens
There's a reason we call it "Methford" Oregon. Don't do drugs kids.


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How To Carve Your Turkey Like the Professionals
*promote

Why didn't I watch this BEFORE dinner?


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
>> ^jwray:
My $70 Target bike is 15 months old and has approximately 1500 miles on it with no maintenance whatsoever (except inflating tires with a hand pump). It still works adequately. I ride it rain or shine. Can usually avoid the most torrential rains by staying late. Torrential rains in the morning are quite rare. Protecting it from thieves requires a lock that is nearly as expensive as the bike itself.


A 610cc bike is a type of motorcycle


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hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Skim milk? No wonder you like shit on it. You can't make good hot cocoa with anything other than real milk or possibly just straight half-and-half. And no syrup (WTF?). Gotta use real chocolate.


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Vodka and superstitions (Blog Entry by campionidelmondo)
A cheeseburger and a strong IPA, that's all I'll ever need.


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 week 6 days ago | CH
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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
Wow Stellar, I'm not sure what kind of a magical land you live in where you pay $16 a month for insurance but let's say you're telling the truth:

Do you ride to work in the rain? Because nobody I know rides their bike in the rain. So what then, call in sick every time it rains? That wouldn't fly at my job.

By the way, don't you have to pay for the bike? Even assuming you're all paid off, you'd have to account for it in your budget at some point in your life. 600cc bikes aren't exactly cheap. And what about maintenance? Tires, plugs, oil, brakes, etc? I know, I know... you maintain it yourself right? Because you're so self sufficient. Well then who pays for the tools? Who pays for the replacement parts? Well, we'll have to figure that into your budget as well. (Unless of course you got them from www.wegiveawayfreetoolsandbikeparts.com)

So, now that we've figured in the cost of your bike and the maintenance, what about everything else you already own? I'm assuming that you cook your $10-a-day food supply in pots and pans? And then you eat it on plates? With silverware? Do you use oil to cook your meat and vegetables in? Well at what point in your life do you figure all of that stuff into your budget? Let's move on:

You can't work anywhere without keeping yourself clean (arguably anyway ) So you'll have to buy soap, which doesn't last forever. And shampoo. And razors; I can't think of many minimum wage jobs that let you have a beard. Then you'll need towels to dry yourself and of course all the other basic toiletries: toothbrush/paste, nail clippers, toilet paper (unless of course you use a bidet which would add to your water costs).

Now I hope you don't have any sort of health problems at all. Otherwise you're looking at pretty high costs for medication: asthma inhaler, insulin, etc. Speaking of insulin, I hope you're not a diabetic, because that's gonna throw that whole menu you listed right out the window.

OK, I have to get back to work but I just need to point out one more thing:

I checked th math you did for your yearly budget. It's correct, but you seemed to have left out one major thing in your budget: TAXES.


Let me guess, where you live there are no taxes right?


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