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Bumped from 1st Class for Wearing a Jump Suit
Wow, they took away his free upgrade. How terrible. Boo hoo.

Who wants to ride in first class anyway with all the worthless douchebags who have a thousand extra dollars to blow on a wider seat and a glass of champagne?


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Wake Up Neo - Spoken Word
Some queasily cheesy parts to that. But some surprisingly good ones too.


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Tasered In The Neck While Hands On Hood Of Car
Permanent ban from ever being in any position of authority ever again. And I mean even from being the assistant manager of a Wendy's. that's what that cop deserves based on that tape. However, where is the rest of it?

And how does someone get their hands on a dash cam tape like that anyway? An internal friend? They're lucky that idiot cop didn't just break his cam and lose the tape.


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Got Fired Today... (Happy Talk Post)
"Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

-Viggo the Carpathian


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Trailer for the adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road
Just read the book based on the trailer looking so cool.

Have to agree that it looks like they're going the butcher route. The sets, bad guys, etc don't look nearly dirty enough to reflect the absolute colorless, ash covered, grey and black world that the book portrayed. The implied nuclear war from the book looks like it's going to be turned into some bullshit environmental scare crisis (enough with this shit already hollywood). And having read the book just yesterday, I can say that half of the dialog from this trailer is not in the book. Especially the cheesy: "it's like it used to be when the sun came out" line.

I'm still going to go see it but I suggest that if you are interested, you read the book before the movie gives you any preconceptions. It's a really good book.

On a positive note: Was that MotherF^#!%ing Omar Little holding the knife at the end there!?!? Badass.


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MachineGunrock update please (Sift Talk Post)
My friend Chris just came back from his third tour. Other than a completely bizzare new interest in scrapbooking, he's fine.

MG will take care of himself.


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Says it all:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=swine_flu


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R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
Lovely


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Got Fired Today... (Happy Talk Post)
Wait, wait, wait... let me make this a little clearer:

I'm happy about getting fired. I already didn't like the company I was working for but I don't want to work for ANYONE (especially a software company) that would have the audacity to call VIDEOSIFT youtube.

Screw those guys, they should know better.


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Shattered Horizon - Zero Gravity FPS
Great, now we're just a few short years away from a six-year-old killing the entire Bugger civilization.


written by Ryjkyj  | 3 days 19 hours 3 minutes ago | CH
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Lock Detects Secret Knock
What an awesome invention.

However, what happens when I program a new knock while drunk and am never able to enter my apartment again?


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Sniffing women's underwear... in the name of science
Eurasian is one thing but Australian accents are like ice cream with cake. Nom


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Tooting my own horn and saying thanks... (Sift Talk Post)
Good job you shameless basterd


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The Neo Cube - 216 Individual High-Energy Sphere Magnets
"They have different sizes. All very cost effective."

HA! What's cost effective about a toy?


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New, full trailer for Avatar!
>> ^brain:
Why are they speaking English?


Why are they humanoid with four limbs, two eyes and one mouth? Why do their faces make the same relative expressions as ours?
Why is there an obvious 2 sex separation?
If their atmosphere is unbreathable (as implied by his mask when he gets off the dropship), why is everything except their skin (trees, etc.) the same color as it would be on earth? For that matter, why would gunpowder combust the same way?
Why does their gravity seem to be different yet it's still holding them on the planet in the same way?
If this is the future, why is everyone speaking an english dialect from the turn of the 21st century?
Why are the aliens three-dimensional? Why not four? Aren't they in fact natives and not aliens at all since the story takes place on their planet?
Why do they even communicate with sound? Why not smell?
WTF WAS THAT? A blue tiger?!? Ahhh!!! RUN!!!!!!!


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'HIDE' Feature for the Frontpage? (Blog Entry by EndAll)
Dag, that's like FOUR buttons.


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Liz Cheney's Group calls NIN's protest "Pathetic" (Music Talk Post)
^ HA! Nice!


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Issykitty (Member Profile)
It's Lobot from Star Wars. I'm not good with these so this is the one Kronos made when he went on that photoshop binge last year. I would've liked a more relevent character but whatever, beggers can't be choosers right?

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
LOL @ your avatar variation!!! Nice one! Is it a Frankenstein hybrid?


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When movies are watched backwards (Cinema Talk Post)
HA! Hilarious!


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The ZPI is a hilarious read (Horrorshow Talk Post)
Note: what I find hilarious here isn't the site content. But the user's adamant comments about the best way to handle each situation. And their complaints about inaccuracy.


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