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Suggestion

posted by schmawy

3 months 1 week ago • 381 views

In the Sift's spirit of user input, I'd like to suggest the following feature:

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First!

written by blankfist

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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So does that mean I can say whatever I want so long as I click that drunk box?

written by MarineGunrock

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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No, but it could go a long way to explaining why someone might have left lascivious comments on SiftBot's profile page.

written by schmawy

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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LOL! That's awesome, because I KNOW I'm not the only one who drinks and Sifts. More check boxes may be necessary:

High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)

written by kronosposeidon

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^Or just a "Gone to Vegas" tab that covers all those, KP. Yep, cocaine and strippers. Yummy!

written by blankfist

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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permanent markers....HHEHHEH

written by choggie

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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If there's a drunk box, there should also be a "I just worked a long shift and I was just..." both seem to yield equally regrettable posts.

written by iwastheturkey

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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FUCK YOUR SUGGESTIONS! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm afraid of your top hat.

written by Tofumar

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^I guess we need a Prozac box too.

written by schmawy

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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No, I wrote that because I wasn't taking my Prozac.

written by Tofumar

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^kronosposeidon:
LOL! That's awesome, because I KNOW I'm not the only one who drinks and Sifts. More check boxes may be necessary:

High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)

Don't for get the Jenkem! Sweet sweet jenkelfkxznfznlanl

written by Zeph

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I thought "drunk" was just assumed.

written by Grimm

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Permanent Markers! No, no, no, washable non-toxic. The rest is just prescriptions. And not.

written by critttter

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^Grimm:
I thought "drunk" was just assumed.

More of this.

written by JAPR

| 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I gave up permanent markers months ago

written by kulpims

| 3 months ago | CH

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Apparently I posted this last night. See, that's what I'm talkin' about.

written by schmawy

| 3 months ago | CH

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High-larious! *quality!

written by critttter

| 3 months ago | CH

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Awarding schmawy with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by critttter.

written by siftbot

| 3 months ago | CH

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>> ^kronosposeidon:
High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)

expanding the list:

_ MDMA (IssyKitty)
_ crystal meth (quantumushroom)
_ DMT (rottenseed)
_ all of the above (jonny)

and I suspect choggie is more of a psilocybin kind of guy

written by jonny

| 3 months ago | CH

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Wait, so Schmawy was 'shopping while under the influence to bring us this post?

That's awesome.

written by cheesemoo

| 3 months ago | CH

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I have nev....er 'burpppp...'been under the affluence of ickohol. I limit myself to nooooooo "burppppp..." more than tee martunis in any 10 minute period. I've got to goooo......I'm not feeling so welllllll. I seem to have purchased a round trip meal-ticket.

written by snoozedoctor

| 3 months ago | CH

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