Suggestion
posted by schmawy 3 months 1 week ago • 381 views
In the Sift's spirit of user input, I'd like to suggest the following feature:

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written by blankfist  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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So does that mean I can say whatever I want so long as I click that drunk box?


written by MarineGunrock  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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No, but it could go a long way to explaining why someone might have left lascivious comments on SiftBot's profile page.


written by schmawy  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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LOL! That's awesome, because I KNOW I'm not the only one who drinks and Sifts. More check boxes may be necessary:

High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)


written by kronosposeidon  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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^Or just a "Gone to Vegas" tab that covers all those, KP. Yep, cocaine and strippers. Yummy!


written by blankfist  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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permanent markers....HHEHHEH


written by choggie  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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If there's a drunk box, there should also be a "I just worked a long shift and I was just..." both seem to yield equally regrettable posts.


written by iwastheturkey  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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FUCK YOUR SUGGESTIONS! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm afraid of your top hat.


written by Tofumar  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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^I guess we need a Prozac box too.


written by schmawy  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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No, I wrote that because I wasn't taking my Prozac.


written by Tofumar  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
LOL! That's awesome, because I KNOW I'm not the only one who drinks and Sifts. More check boxes may be necessary:

High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)


Don't for get the Jenkem! Sweet sweet jenkelfkxznfznlanl


written by Zeph  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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I thought "drunk" was just assumed.


written by Grimm  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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Permanent Markers! No, no, no, washable non-toxic. The rest is just prescriptions. And not.


written by critttter  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^Grimm:
I thought "drunk" was just assumed.


More of this.




written by JAPR  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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I gave up permanent markers months ago


written by kulpims  | 3 months ago | CH
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Apparently I posted this last night. See, that's what I'm talkin' about.


written by schmawy  | 3 months ago | CH
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High-larious! *quality!


written by critttter  | 3 months ago | CH
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Awarding schmawy with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by critttter.


written by siftbot  | 3 months ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
High, on (check all that apply):
_weed (Fedquip)
_cocaine (blankfist)
_heroin (kulpims)
_acid (choggie)
_oxycontin (MarineGunrock)
_modeling glue (dystopianfuturetoday)
_paint thinner (dotdude)
_permanent markers (critttter)
_viagra (none of your business)


expanding the list:

_ MDMA (IssyKitty)
_ crystal meth (quantumushroom)
_ DMT (rottenseed)
_ all of the above (jonny)

and I suspect choggie is more of a psilocybin kind of guy












written by jonny  | 3 months ago | CH
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Wait, so Schmawy was 'shopping while under the influence to bring us this post?

That's awesome.


written by cheesemoo  | 3 months ago | CH
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I have nev....er 'burpppp...'been under the affluence of ickohol. I limit myself to nooooooo "burppppp..." more than tee martunis in any 10 minute period. I've got to goooo......I'm not feeling so welllllll. I seem to have purchased a round trip meal-ticket.


written by snoozedoctor  | 3 months ago | CH
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, just when I could have had a special Sift button for it.


written by Kuga  | 3 months ago | CH
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*sticky


written by choggie  | 5 hours 44 minutes 27 seconds ago | CH
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Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by choggie.


written by siftbot  | 5 hours 44 minutes 27 seconds ago | CH
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am


written by laura  | 5 hours 42 minutes 12 seconds ago | CH
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Are you suggesting some of us may have drain bamage?!?


I do have a weakness for Mr. Sketch Scented Markers:
http://www.dickblick.com/zz212/15/


written by dotdude  | 53 minutes 42 seconds ago | CH
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