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Sift Roast Call for Sifters!
posted by dotdude 4 months 3 weeks ago • 837 views
A couple of sifters recently asked me about having another roast. Given the turnover in active sifters, in the last eight months, I'm starting the list from scratch. So, if you are interested in participating, please add your name to this thread and say "I'm IN."

All willing sifters are welcome!

DEADLINE: midnight CST, Sunday, June 28th, 2009.

I will update the list as additions are made.

THE JESTER


Roasting Crew:

alien_concept
berticus
blankfist
burdturgler
Crosswords
deputydog
dotdude
EDD
gorgonheap
gwiz665
Haldaug
JiggaJonson
kulpims
laura
MarineGunrock
MrFisk
NeuralNoise
Ornthoron
peggedbea
rasch187
rottenseed
rougy
Sagemind
schmawy
Shepppard
therealblankman
Throbbin
vairetube

UPDATED: Fri 6-26-09 6:00:08 PM CST
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It's been too long, dotdude! Looking forward to the next one

*sticky


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Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by rasch187.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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For the benefit of those who are unfamiliar with our roasts, here are the ten roasts that have gone before.

CAUTION: Some links in roast threads are NSFW!


Roast I: choggie

Roast II: MycroftHolmz

Roast III: karaidl

Roast IV: MINK

Roast V: dotdude

Roast VI: thesnipe

Roast VII: Doc_M

Roast VIII: Zifnab

Roast IX: Obsidianfire

Roast X: rasch187


written by dotdude  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Sure, I'm in. Who're we roasting now?


written by Shepppard  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Once we have the list, the magic die will be rolled.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Roasts should be like email subscriptions. Once you sign up for it, you must "unsubscribe" to be removed. As always, count me in. I hope it's rasch187 this time, so I can take the proverbial piss on him.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I dodged the bullet once, when the magic d20 called up my name but my roaster uhohzombies got in a car crash. That "accident" was difficult and expensive to arrange, I tell you. I'm still in.


written by schmawy  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm all in always and forever...


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Bring it on, motherlovers.


written by EDD  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I got burned pretty badly last time, but I learn NOTHING!

I'm in.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm starting the list from scratch in order to minimize "WIMP-OUTS." There were far TOO MANY over the months we regularly had roasts.

Like others of you here, I am an UNPAID volunteer.

I'll update the list during my next computer session.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^gwiz665:
I got burned pretty badly last time, but I learn NOTHING!

I'm in.


It was all in good fun, gwiz.

However, let me add: MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


written by rasch187  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Thinker247 wins the all time price for best comment in http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Roast-IX-Who-the-fk-is-this-guy#comment-489767 (the lines that are stroked out). It was the defining moment of roasts.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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.......I'm in!






Oh dear, what have I done?


written by Ornthoron  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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in


written by therealblankman  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^dotdude:
I'm starting the list from scratch in order to minimize "WIMP-OUTS." There were far TOO MANY over the months we regularly had roasts.

Like others of you here, I am an UNPAID volunteer.

Quit your whining and get back to work! *cracks whip*


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I only go away for a few hours and you guys break out the whips and kinky toys.

YEESH!


written by dotdude  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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count me the fuck in.

i'm off to have sex with all your mums in preparation.


written by deputydog  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^My mom just called. She recounted how a blabbering drag queen dressed in what can be best described as SM attire made from trash bags and wine-bottle fishnets showed up at her work and attempted to molest her with a pencil. I hope it wasn't you, because I heard the security knocked out a couple of 'her' teeth when the guy tried to suck all of their dicks while being thrown out.


written by EDD  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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phew! what a messy session. and she did say she'd think of a good cover story.

next stop: mrs blankfist. must remember to throw the tabasco in my eyes before i enter.


written by deputydog  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^deputydog:
phew! what a messy session. and she did say she'd think of a good cover story.

next stop: mrs blankfist. must remember to throw the tabasco in my eyes before i enter.

No, no...it wasn't a cover story. That was actually me.

Can you do me a favor, EDD and get my anal beads back for me?


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^The tow rope with knots in it? I'm sorry dear, but the guards already disposed of it


written by EDD  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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So far the list is comprised of veterans. For those who haven't had the pleasure of being a part of the roasting process yet, go and research our previous roasts. Needless to say, they can get pretty ugly. What happens is if you want to participate, you go on the list and you may either be selected as the roastee or the MC. If you're the type that can't take brutal, ego-piercing insults, then this isn't for you. Most of us on here are pretty intelligent, as well as socially retarded and we don't know how to pull the punches on our well-thought cut downs.

We have made people cry and leave the site. Caveat ludio...


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Awe Crap, I have no idea what I'm doing here... and for the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone would bother with little o'l me... I'm in if ya want me... Some of us less experienced people have to join in sometime....

Like I said..., I'm not sure I know what I'm doing...


written by Sagemind  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Sagemind:
Awe Crap, I have no idea what I'm doing here... and for the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone would bother with little o'l me... I'm in if ya want me... Some of us less experienced people have to join in sometime....

Like I said..., I'm not sure I know what I'm doing...

Well if you do get picked as the roastee you have 2 options: walk up to the highest level member and punch him/her in the face ~or~ become somebody's bitch...


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Ach, I'm in!

What have I done!? Now I have to read all the previous roast posts.


written by Haldaug  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm IN.


written by rougy  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Here are the roast pool lists that were used for Roasts IX and X. I'm posting the links here in case any of you wish to alert any of those sifters to the upcoming roast.

November List

August List

We need fired up participation. Begging is not necessary.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I think I'm required by Sift law to participate, so count me in.


written by Crosswords  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Just so I understand the rules, saying "I'm IN" means I'm in?


written by burdturgler  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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My favourite roasting comment would be this one. It's got a little bit of everything.

Don't get any ideas though rottenseed, I'm not coming on to you. That blankfist tattoo on your ass is a turn-off anyway.


written by rasch187  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm in.


written by MrFisk  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^rasch187:
My favourite roasting comment would be this one. It's got a little bit of everything.

Don't get any ideas though rottenseed, I'm not coming on to you. That blankfist tattoo on your ass is a turn-off anyway.

Hey! I lost a bet (I couldn't get him off in under a minute),


written by rottenseed  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^That could be read two different ways.


Here's a song for ya rotty.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Foxy-Get-Off-1978


written by dotdude  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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hey I want in but I don't want to be the host person thingy... I don't mind being roasted or participating in a roast I just don't want to do that host stuff.. is that cool?


written by berticus  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^My sentiments exactly!


written by Haldaug  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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To further clarify the rules .. by roasting you mean I do actually get to set some of these fuckers on fire right?


written by burdturgler  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The die selects the Roastee and MC. We'll see what happens.

There aren't a lot of rules, but participants should remember that the Roastee is allowed to return fire at the end of the proceedings. The Roastee and MC coordinate the Roast Survey, Roast Schedule and whatever other Roast Details.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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.NI m'I


written by laura  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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berticus
blankfist
burdturgler
Crosswords
deputydog
dotdude
EDD
gwiz665
Haldaug
laura
MrFisk
Ornthoron
rasch187
rottenseed
rougy
Sagemind
schmawy
Shepppard
therealblankman

I consider most of the above to be my online friends.
Strange, huh?


written by rougy  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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ok do it


written by peggedbea  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Good. We have some lady sifters in the pool now.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm in. Bitches.


written by JiggaJonson  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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can i jump in, if i feel the roast is inadequate... and not otherwise? ... im afraid of committment... ah ill just do what i feel like i bet you can stop me if you try! so there!


written by vairetube  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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You can still count me in, although I don't say much these days I'm still around, and man are there a bunch of new members.


written by gorgonheap  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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EDD and gwiz tried to bait me into joining in. I chose to ignore them.

Laura and bea have signed up. My hand is now forced. I'm in


written by alien_concept  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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well, if you're IN, so am I


written by kulpims  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Now the dominoes are all falling like a house of cards.. checkmate.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I like that with Laura, peggedbea, edd, alien_concept and rasch187 the girls are really representin' at this roast. Good to see.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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about time to *unsticky this


written by rasch187  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by rasch187.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'll continue to add more names up until the deadline next Sunday.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Im in sissies, do your worst.


written by Throbbin  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^fuck you, smartass! couldn't think of anything else on account of being drunk;)


written by kulpims  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'll say I'm in for now, but don't be surprised if I don't show up for it. I'll be in Iraq within a week, and of course I have no idea what I'll have for an internet connection there. I sure as hell wouldn't mind loggin on to see that I've been roasted, though!


written by MarineGunrock  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Am Een


written by NeuralNoise  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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MGR: Your ass is gonna be roasting down there too in that sweltering heat.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Against better judgment, sallyjune=in.


written by sallyjune  | 4 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Only a day and a half left before the die is rolled.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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I'm gonna be in texas for a week now, so if I'm "it", I may not be responsive before I'm back.


written by gwiz665  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Names beyond this point may participate, but will not be up for the roles of Roastee or MC this time.

Look for an announcement post. Please be patient. The next phase takes time.


written by dotdude  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^gwiz665:
I'm gonna be in texas for a week now, so if I'm "it", I may not be responsive before I'm back.


^So what you're saying is, all sifters should know there's no internet in Texas, because it's a goddamn backwards state, right? RIGHT?? Fucking racist hippie.


written by EDD  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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Since some of you have been suffering from "Roast Selection Anxiety," I will tell you that our Roastee and MC have accepted their roles.

More will follow as the details are worked out.

You will not want to miss this one!


written by dotdude  | 4 months 1 week ago | CH
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any day now.. i can feel the storm gathering


written by vairetube  | 4 months ago | CH
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Is your knee telling you something?


written by dotdude  | 4 months ago | CH
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Please proceed to the Announcement and Survey thread, here:

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Blankfist-is-on-the-spit-ready-for-roasting-on-monday

THE JESTER


written by dotdude  | 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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