We have conducted four roasts thus far. Let’s open up this thread up for any suggestions for future roasts. Remember this is all a voluntary effort for all the folks who participate in their various capacities. I’m also including the questionnaire should any of you think of items to add, rephrase or toss. What will aid you in your research. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

THE JESTER

1. What do you do when you are not on the computer?

2. Approximate the percentage of time you work and you play on a computer.

3. If you had a time machine would you travel to an era in the past or future? Explain.

4. What is your ratio of pairs of shoes to undergarments?

5. Do you wear boxers or briefs?

6. Do you have a Mac, PC or Linux?

7. Would you prefer death by firing squad or salmonella poisoning?

8. Do is you add sprinkles, gravy, nuts or a cherry on top?

9. Are you a tits, ass, or legs man?

10. What kind of pet(s) do you have? Include name(s).

11. What is your favorite kind of taco?

12. What is your favorite source for news?

13. What is your beer preference? Or other beverage (poison) of choice?

14. Have you ever been arrested?

15. Which is your Cheetos preference: Crunchy Cheese or Puffs?

16. How would you describe your coif: bangs, balding or rug?

17. Is your face clean-shaven or do you have a beard, a goatee or a mustache?

18. List your five most cherished possessions.

19. What religion did you practice as a child?

20. What is your favorite childhood memory?

21. What was your favorite childhood television show?

22. What is your most sacred personal rant?

23. What is a reason not to go to Burning Man?

24. Who is your favorite Sift Hero?

25. How would your characterize SiftBot: slave, servant or secret overlord?

26. Do you have any image(s) of yourself online that you're willing to share?

27. What is your quest?

28. What is your favorite color?