Between (om nom) NOM's very hetero 2M4M adultfriendfinder campaign and Fox's Teabaggin' testicle festival, conservative PR campaigns seem to be undergoing a hip edgy and tech savvy renaissance.
Feel free to post your own Republican PR campaign concepts below. This is one of the ideas I've been working on:
The Dirty Sanchez Anti-Immigrant Rally
Are you sick of foreigners taking all the good produce picking/day labor jobs? Are you offended by languages that aren't English? Do you have a low tolerance for spicy food? Then join Sean Hannity on May 5th for the Dirty Sanchez Anti-Immigrant Rally. And, to prove to the world that we are not just a flock of xenophobic morons, we will be painting mustaches on our faces to show our solidarity with Hispanic Fox News reporter, Geraldo Rivera.
Feel free to post your own Republican PR campaign concepts below. This is one of the ideas I've been working on:
The Dirty Sanchez Anti-Immigrant Rally
Are you sick of foreigners taking all the good produce picking/day labor jobs? Are you offended by languages that aren't English? Do you have a low tolerance for spicy food? Then join Sean Hannity on May 5th for the Dirty Sanchez Anti-Immigrant Rally. And, to prove to the world that we are not just a flock of xenophobic morons, we will be painting mustaches on our faces to show our solidarity with Hispanic Fox News reporter, Geraldo Rivera.
Jesus always said that moneylenders were the key to humanity's salvation, especially when they lived in God's house. Join us in developing the world's first Christians-Only Evangelical/Financial Institution, the Jesus Saves Bank of Middle America. Don't worry, if you lose your money in this life, we'll get you back later.
Shoot Glen Beck in the face.
Wheres this being held? I think this might actually help...
Wow, what were we thinking? Man, we're sorry. I mean, really, really sorry. Geez! You'd think we could have at least admitted the obvious instead of accusing everybody of being anti-American for disagreeing with us. What the hell were we thinking! Man! We are sorry. I mean, very very sorry. How on earth can we ever make it up to everyone?
BTW, here's how a professional does this:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/4/10/124044/390
today we shall show our solidarity by giving our friends and neighbors abraham lincoln beards. block parties will spring up all over the nation, conservative men will wear their homegrown lincolns with pride while the women help them cook up some hot american chili dogs of freedom. show that facsist obama what a real illinois statesmen looks like and.. eats like! om nom nom
(im assuming everyone knows what an abe lincoln and chili dog is, id be glad to make a sifttalk post about it
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Abraham%20Lincoln
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chili%20dog
Not the one you were referring too, but funny nontheless.
abraham lincoln
A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.