For those of you who don't know what the mating call of a snipe sounds like it's actually quite easy to produce. You simply need to lay out some Pokemon cards around your location and then in a high shrill voice say "Kirk is better then Picard!"

At this point the snipe will answer with a call saying "No way Picard could kick Kirks butt any day!"

After this your call should change to "Kirk has hair!" To which the Snipe will lunge from it's hiding place to attack. Upon glimpsing the Pokemon cards around you he will stop and examine them closely. Act quickly and fire as many shots as needed to take him down.

Ref: The Complete guide to Snipe Hunting Vol. 2

anyone needing juicy snipe tidbits can pm me......You listening Jerseyboy???? I promise to be nice-no extremely personal information-you better get that questionnaire completed pretty quick, officer......

Oh...I cant wait to nail this bastard.

The roast doesn't start until tomorrow, gorgie. Just FYI and all that.

haha nice, lemme grab the survey and post it for reference

"promotes for snipe" day.......

Anyone know the legal bag limit for snipe hunting?

Here are snipes's responses to the survey:

1. What do you do when you are not at the computer?
I'm a hockey ref so I'm basically at the rink or running on call for the Red Cross. Last week was 16 games so I haven't had much online time.
2. What is your favorite of your posted videos?
It has to be The Myth of the Liberal Media since I have a republican family or The Award Winning Boondocks Gas Station Robbery for it's reference to Iraq.
3. How many avatars have you had since being a member? What were (are) they?
Just the one of Inuyasha, I love anime.
4. What non-self-involved site do you visit most often?
Most likely CNN or Flickr.
5. If you had a time machine would you keep it clean?
What the hell? No I'd just let it sit and collect dust like most of my electronics.
6. What is your ratio of pairs of shoes to underwear?
1:20
7. Is that underwear boxer, brief, or birthday?
Only really boxers, but since I'm overdue on laundry I went commando today.
8. Do you run a Mac OS, Windows, or Linux?
All 3, an OSX emulator, XP and Ubuntu
9. Would you most prefer to be involved in a monumental one-of-a-kind hiking expedition, working on a breakthrough cure for a debilitating illness , or presenting the discovery of a revolutionary new way to parse data?
Hiking, I love the outdoors and camping, I'm a survivalist buff.
10. What is your favorite ice cream topping? Favorite (non-ice-cream-related) spice?
Whipped cream for various purposes.
11. Are you a tits, ass, or legs man?
Face really, if you haven't noticed I'm obsessed with Scottish girls like KT Tunstall.
12. What kind of pet(s) do you have? Include name(s).
Goldie, my pooch from '99 who's a mix of husky, lab and chow.
13. What kind of pelt(s) do you have? Include name(s).
Rabbit, from some weird Indian chick.
14. What is your favorite kind of soup?
None
15. What is your most frequented source of news?
Usually CNN or <a rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.app.com> my local news paper
16. What is your beverage (poison) of choice?
Rootbeer schnapps, cream and vanilla vodka, yeah yeah it's a chick drink.
17. Have you ever been arrested?
Detained, yes, for street racing.
18. What’s your go-to move for making a good first impression?
I skip movies, I'd rather have a dinner to talk about, however horror movies score some close intimate time.
19. How would you describe your coif: bangs, balding or rug?
Bangs with long ass hair, you've probably seen it.
20. Is your face clean-shaven or do you have a beard, a goatee or a mustache?
goatee, although most people hate it.
21. List your five most cherished possessions.
Friends, Computers, my Tiburon, cell phone and does videosift count?
22. What religion, if any, did you practice as a child?
As a kid I was grown up Catholic, I've developed my own sense or religion though, no churches and that crap.
23. What about now?
I'm a mix of Christian and Buddhist if you had to pin it down.
24. What is your favorite memory?
Let's call it college experimentation.
25. What was your favorite childhood television show?
Fraggle Rock!!!!!!!!!!
26. How would you describe your personal style/sense of fashion/taste for life/artistic flair?
More a mix of Punk Dressy type stuff and H&M fashion.
27. What is a reason not to go to Burning Man?
Airfare
28. Who is your favorite Sift Hero?
Hero? Dag and lucky, the champions of the sift.
29. Do you have any image(s) of yourself online that you're willing to share?
Sure, you've seen it, working and rocking videosift.
30. What goal to you have while a Videosift member?
Add new members!!!
31. Do you upvote comments more for their originality, sense of humor, or self-deprecation?
Most likely if it makes me laugh or hits on a huge point.

When did the questionnaire get so nice?

^ uh, i kinda updated it when dotdude was roasted to add more questions, since he had written the majority of them. apologies er, i mean fuck you man, it's not too polite, shit.

choggie had a hand in the first one; so I can't take all the credit for earlier versions.

so, Fjnbk, why don't you add three questions, that aren't so "nice", then?

post 'em right here. snipe will answer them or not, at his discretion.
and i suspect he will. in which case, we can tack 'em on to the survey.

throw at me what you will I say bring it on biatches

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>> ^blankfist:
The roast doesn't start until tomorrow, gorgie. Just FYI and all that.


Oh I know, I'm just warming up.

*unsticky

Please join MC CaptWillard and the roasting crew for the official roast of the snipe now in progress.

THE JESTER

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/The-Official-Roast-For-thesnipe-and-tossed-salad-bar#comment-370853

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nothing to see here >.>