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...and it's this: Obama was elected Jesus on November 4.ยน Yeah, that's right: JESUS. So unless you wish to incur the wrath of the newly elected Almighty, I suggest you first ingest a nice big cup of shut-the-fuck-up.

Cry, piss, and moan all you want, and the result will still be the same: The President-elect of the most powerful nation on Earth is a dude with an African name, whose parentage consists of a Kenyan man and a white American woman. So either deal with it, or move further south. Of course moving further south would place you in the Gulf of Mexico. That's fine.
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1. Fafblog is where I shamelessly stole Balloon Jesus, many moons ago.
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