I assumed the roast wouldn't be as short as Gorgon's....nose

posted by Doc_M

2 months 4 weeks ago • 288 views

I guess I overestimated your creative spite.

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Let-the-roast-of-Doc_M-commence

Look to the bottom if you can read that many words before we all die of old age.

Reply if you feel you can afford to pay the monkey that types for you and the chimp that thinks for you for another shift.

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It's the old, "Burn out or fade away" syndrome-People who care give their all.....Rate it about a 6 considering your relative anonymity-These things have been thinning out....perhaps we need to do something about the list of roasters-only about 30% showed up, and some of these have been on the sift during the thing.....buncha lazy wankers-more creativity in my own little finger-

written by choggie

| 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Sorry you didn't get the abuse you truly deserved, asshole. It's the busiest part of the year which might be keeping people from sifting and roasting. Once summer rolls around, I'm sure traffic will go through the roof.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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kickass new avatar pic, though. srsly. perfecto.

and you were right, once again, doc.

the monkey that types for me?
is a lazy bitch when it comes to the shift key.
and the bonobo that serves me coffee is on fuckin' thin ice as well.

written by my15minutes

| 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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oh! and i almost completely forgot, until i saw more jokes about it in the JesterChat meebo window here.

my official guess for the '_M' was Moreau.

at least, that's what it would've meant, for me, were i you.

written by my15minutes

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I don't know you well enough to be a jerk to you, but I'll work on it.

written by schmawy

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I don't partake in the roasts, because I think they're a waste of time. I mean, it can be nice to set the spotlight on someone and really let go and all that, but I dunno. I just don't care for it. I suppose it can be a good aggravation-vent, so we don't explode and spread our rage to our poor computer peripherals.

I thought about joining in here with some quality religion bashing and such, but that wouldn't be much different from what I post elsewhere.

I do hope you enjoyed your verbal lashings and I look forward to having good, if perhaps heated, discussions with you and the rest of you ~~assholes~~ lovely people.

written by gwiz665

| 2 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^gwiz665:
... think they're a waste of time....

Waste of time? On VideoSift?! Noooooh.

written by schmawy

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gwiz665, if you happen change your mind, we'd be more than happy to have you join our festivities.

Lucky for you this wasn't the actual Roast thread, heh . . .

written by dotdude

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Sorry I didn't jump in on the roast. I usually try to get at least one well crafted set of insults in, but I was feeling particularly unfunny last weekend. hmmm - still not really feeling it. I got nothing.

written by jonny

| 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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dotdude, I know! I dodged the bullet this time.

Ok, "waste of time" is not the right phrase. I just think that it isn't always productive to have a roast, but bah I'm just whining like a mage in nerfing season. Come summer, I'll be roasting left and right.

written by gwiz665

| 2 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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You are all a bunch of ninnies.

I am writing 4 papers and book chapter and I had time to comment. The least you all could have done was say, "Hey Doc, Martinus Beijernick was an idiot."

How hard was that?

written by MycroftHomlz

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