A Call for a Siftquisition: MycroftHomlz
posted by Fjnbk 6 months 2 weeks ago • 421 views
MycroftHomlz has just reached, by my count, a little over 7 superfluous Sift Talk posts. At this point, in the Sift's life I think we need to ask ourselves the question:

How much is too much?

MycroftHomlz consistently types up utterly pointless and random content. What is the problem? Where does that leave the rest of us?

I will tell you where... The rest of us have no breath left in our lungs from laughing. I submit these as evidence:

1. http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/A-Call-For-A-Siftquisition-Zifnab

2. http://philosophy.videosift.com/talk/Has-anyone-noticed

3. http://kids.videosift.com/talk/Holy-Mother-of-Dag-Maatc-is-Breeding

4. http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/I-know-what-the-monster-is-in-Cloverfield

5. http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/MycroftHomlz-Gets-Gold-Yeah

6. http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/Impress-Drunk-People

7. http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/Should-their-be-a-AwesomeSauce-Invocation

Utter crap I tell you. I think, in light of this, MycroftHomlz should be banned. And his votes and videos dispersed among us all equally... The Dark Lord's time has come to an end.



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Wow, that was terrible. Anyway, http://www.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz


written by Fjnbk  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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he's got yer number there, mate....worse than I ever was, and we have a few doozies-simply keep telling yourself that others will see things as you do...eventually, this method will work-the time in between is known as insanity-

My work here is nearly complete....(this rabid, good-natured ball-busting is contagious, once folks decide their own shit is not always a flowery potpourri....)


written by choggie  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Don't you see what's happening Fjnbk? You're becoming just like him! The infection must be spreading. This area needs to be quarantined! Everyone who views this is at risk, but if you forward it on to 15 people then you'll be ok and someone will love you, and your wildest dream will come true!


written by gorgonheap  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I dunno...I think his call for an *awesomesauce invocation seems legit.


written by CaptWillard  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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LMAO...


written by MycroftHomlz  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*quality


written by MycroftHomlz  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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MycroftHomlz cannot award a quality point for this Sift Talk post because MycroftHomlz does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by MycroftHomlz.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I stand by my assertion that dag is crazy, and believes he is an all powerful canine deity from New England.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Making fun of the Judicial Siftstem are we?

Well it is Mardi Gras Day. What better day to skewer MycroftHomlz.

On second thought, I'm having a bit of déja WHO?


written by dotdude  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Not just banned, but *bannedtocanada!


written by MarineGunrock  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Fjnbk cannot be banned because star accounts are immune to banination - ignoring ban request by MarineGunrock.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Mycroft is just bored. If his dad had taught him how to masturbate we wouldn't have this problem.


written by kronosposeidon  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^are you implying that your dad did? That's called child molestation. Seek good therapist.


written by gorgonheap  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*quality since MyCroft couldn't and this was almost as funny as the *bantocanada thread.


written by JAPR  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Fjnbk cannot be banned because star accounts are immune to banination - ignoring ban request by JAPR.

I find meatbag JAPR to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by JAPR.




written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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THE FUCK?!

*QUALITY


written by JAPR  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Awarding Fjnbk with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by JAPR.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^siftbot:
I find meatbag JAPR to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by JAPR.


>> ^siftbot:
Awarding Fjnbk with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by JAPR.



TAKE THAT YOU LYING SACK OF SIFT!!!!




written by JAPR  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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hahaha! you actually posted your own "get's gold" to sift talk? That's like running into your high school algebra class and excitedly telling everybody that you just learned how to tie your own shoes (while wearing a boyscout uniform 3 sizes too small).


written by rottenseed  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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