Your friendly, neighborhood physicist.

My favorite author is Kurt Vonegut and my favorite book is Small Gods by Terry Prattchet. I am currently looking for a good book, and preparing a couple publications for submission.

If I get testy with you here is the most likely reason:
We have to be willing to accept the results that science gives us. If we experimentally determine something to be true, then to the best of our knowledge within the confines of the experiment, it is true. And we should accept that truth until another experiment proves otherwise. This doesn't mean we shouldn't question these truths. What it means is if we decide to call them false then we better have damn good evidence. To do things differently is a slap in the face to everyone who calls themselves a scientist. And I take it personally.

It could also be that you are a racist, antimuslim, antisemite, or just someone promoting intolerance and ignorance... in which case I still take it personally. Hate should be parodied not praised.

Here are some good tips I have learned:

1. If you are going to vomit, take some Tums. It will neutralize the acid in your stomach.
2. You can use denture cleaner to clean anything.
3. Bring ear plugs to concerts. You will be able to hear the higher frequencies easier and you will be better off afterwards.
4. Never ever, ever get in a fight with a tree.